
Sherwyn Santos
Stand-up comedian
Senior English and philosophy major
“I’m a petite guy and that sucks because I have to worry about the same problems as a woman does … I’m talking about finding someone to walk me to my car.
My theory about the Middle East is that it’s too hot there. That’s why everyone is crazy.”

Nate Hitchings
Sophomore government and politics major
“There are daggers in men’s smiles.”

Cecile Brule
Junior English major
“I should have told you that
I keep empty journals under my bed
because I don’t the courage
to write poems by hand.”

Graham Kallner
Freshman psychology major
“Melting and hardening
into a solitary scream/
Me! Me!
I am real!
Please!
Acknowledge!
Me! Me!
And before the glass
breaks green fragments painting
the wood flood … for a silvery moment,
silence.”
Aiyah Sibay is a sophomore English literature major and can be reached at ak_sibay@hotmail.com.