Sherwyn Santos

Stand-up comedian

Senior English and philosophy major

“I’m a petite guy and that sucks because I have to worry about the same problems as a woman does … I’m talking about finding someone to walk me to my car.

My theory about the Middle East is that it’s too hot there. That’s why everyone is crazy.” 

Nate Hitchings

Sophomore government and politics major

“There are daggers in men’s smiles.” 

Cecile Brule

Junior English major

“I should have told you that

I keep empty journals under my bed

because I don’t the courage

to write poems by hand.” 

Graham Kallner

Freshman psychology major

“Melting and hardening

into a solitary scream/

Me! Me!

I am real!

Please!

Acknowledge!

Me! Me!

And before the glass

breaks green fragments painting

the wood flood … for a silvery moment,

silence.” 

Aiyah Sibay is a sophomore English literature major and can be reached at ak_sibay@hotmail.com.